Ruling is HARD!
Today’s Timeline:
3:00AM: We beckoned the Human Female to praise us. She did not respond, so we graciously knocked over some of her possessions. Slumbered.
7:30AM: We were woken from our Imperial slumber by the Human Female. We were about to order her execution, when we saw she turned on the Imperial Fountain.
7:31AM: Our Imperial person imbibed cold water.
7:33AM: Our Imperial person finished imbibing.
7:45AM: We took a small breakfast.
7:55AM: We retired to our Imperial throne. The Human Female went out into the fields to do her service and earn currency for the Imperial Treasury.
8:00AM In our infinite wisdom, and prettiness, we took a beauty nap.
4:00PM We approached the Palace Gate to order the Human Female to our service. There was no reply, despite our incessant orders. We were vowing to execute the Human Female, but noticed a noise at our viewing platform.
4:01PM We arrived at the viewing platform to see that the strange, multi-colored creatures had returned. They were racing by the viewing platform at high speed and each had two, bright shiny eyes. Our royal presence scares them, and they flee from us each time.
4:45PM Dusk is here. The shiny eyed creatures are growing in number.
5:30PM Shiny eyed creatures are everywhere and have begun to unleash horrible roars. One of the shiny creatures is apparently called "Watchit Lady," while the other is named "Fuck you." We were about to rally the Felinestani Defense Forces, when we realized the creatures were maintaining their distance.
5:45PM Insolent Human Female returns to the realm through the Palace Gate. We were about to order her execution, when she began to groom our royal fur.
6:00PM Insolent Human Female turns on the Imperial Fountain. Imbibed.
6:00PM-10PM: We were incredibly pretty.
10:05PM: Slumbered.
