Felinestani Imperial Anthem
In our infinite wisdom, and prettiness, we commissioned the Court Composer, who is the Human Male, to compose an Imperial Anthem for Felinestan. We were about to execute the Human Male when he delivered the following composition.
We are pleased. It is apparently set to the tune, "America," whatever that is.
Oh beautiful for pretty cats,
who sit on purple throne
thy soft white fur that sticks to us
reminds us all of home
Felinestan, Felinestan
We fear thy Iron paw
take mercy on your subjects poor
who heed thy every law
Oh beautiful for kitty pee
which stains they rug with love
the remnant of a fierce jihad
that comes from high above
Felinestan, Felinestan
we’ll fill your bowl with food
and stroke thy fur with zoom groom brush
and stoke thy purrish mood
